Men today feel a lot of pressure to measure up physically. They compare themselves to actors, musicians and athletes on a regular basis. Women also put pressure on men and make
it clear they have definitive expectations. Dating profiles routinely say “Don’t bother if you’re under 6 feet” or “No short-short men”, which is a direct jab at penis size.
All of this pressure can make average guys feel like they are alone when it comes to struggling with penis size. Surely big stars never have problems like this, right? A rash of rumours regarding the penis sizes of the rich and famous has made headlines throughout the past few years.
So who do the rumour mills suggest might need a penis extender? Some of the name are bound to surprise you.
Brad Pitt – No, this isn’t a joke. His ex-girlfriend Juliette Lewis told fans at a concert that sleeping with Pitt was no big deal – and she added an emphasis on the ‘BIG’. But if the rumours are true, then Brad apparently has a pretty good sense of humour about it. George Clooney is well known as one of Brad’s closest friends. Clooney once slapped a ‘small penis on board’ sticker onto Pitt’s car which went unnoticed by Pitt long enough for it to get spotted by the paparazzi.
Shia LaBeouf – This one isn’t a rumour – it comes confirmed right from the source. In an interview with adult magazine Playgirl, LaBeouf told readers he wasn’t packing the biggest tool in the shed. In his story he had tried putting a pillow beneath his partner’s butt – a trick he saw in an adult movie – but it didn’t work out well. No word on whether or not he was considering a penis extender, though.
Eminem – Rapper Marshall Mathers has cracked jokes about his own shortcomings in the size department and his ever trashy ex Kim has also lobbed digs directed at Eminem’s smaller partner.
Ashton Kutcher – If the rumours about Kutcher’s penis size are rue, it does a lot to refute the Old Wives Tale about a big hands or feet meaning a big penis. Several years ago, his ex-girlfriend, the legendary Brittany Murphy, dropped a bomb when she was on the David Letterman Show. When discussing Ashton’s romance with Demi Moore, Murphy joked, “I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn’t matter and to her size doesn’t matter.” But the question there is – is Ashton’s penis really small or does it just appear small because of his height and large frame? Proportional penis size is a big reason why some men use a penis extender, even if technically they measure up as totally average.
Daniel Radcliffe – When Radcliffe finished with the Harry potter series, he was anxious to do something that would cast him in a light very different than that of the Boy Wizard. He wound up starring in a play, Equus, which made headlines when it played in the West End. Radcliffe has a nude scene in the play so everyone was able to see exactly how magical the wizard’s wand was … and they weren’t impressed. When asked about it, Radcliffe answered the stage was cold which resulted in extra shrinkage.
These stars are famous and seen as sex symbols but they still have to deal with rumours – and no doubt insecurities – about their penis size. Maybe they’ve settled the concerns they have through enlargement or improving their techniques or maybe it’s still something that bothers them. It’s an unfortunate fact that just about everyone experiences pressure about their body. Whether that’s comforting or depressing remains up for debate.
