Some men begin to consider using a penis extender because they feel pressure by society and pop culture. Television shows and movies feature increasingly buff men – guys who look like they’re carved from stone and who, it’s usually implied, are extremely well endowed.
Magazines, television shows and gossip websites love detailing the perfect, chiselled good looks of celebrities. When the criticise celeb bodies, it’s usually to point out love handles and receding hairlines. For men, there aren’t many magazine or websites willing to speculate about penis size.
Of course, even most men don’t want to go public about size. The truth is, men are always a bit self-conscious about penis size. This is true even when guys fall well within the normal range when it comes to length and girth. Overall, most guys measure in at a relatively modest 5 inches which often surprises men.
Still, being more open about our bodies is become the stock and trade for celebrities all over Hollywood. Big names like Jennifer Lawrence, Pink, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga have all opened up about their own bodies in order to help women feel more secure about their bodies.
But what about men? Are there male celebrities coming out to speak frankly about their own body issues? There are a few though the issue doesn’t get the same level of attention as body issues which involve women. But there are some male celebrities who have opened up about their issues regarding size and how it has affected who they are. Hearing the experiences of other men can help guys who may be on the fence when it comes to using a penis extender in order to increase length.
Johnny Knoxville
The Jackass superstar never shies away from being the butt of his own jokes or being willing to bare his body. When it comes to his penis, Knoxville doesn’t bat an eye when he admits “I have a penis like an egg in a nest. It looks like a light switch. Seriously.” His career hasn’t helped issues either. When he was interviewed by Vanity Fair he admitted “I broke my penis about three years ago trying to back-flip a motorcycle, so that didn’t help its appearance—although it’s pretty cute.”
Enrique Iglesias
Enrique Iglesias has exactly zero problems talking about his smaller than average package. In an interview with the Houston Press he reported “The next product I’m gonna put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it’s really embarrassing for people—you know, from experience.” That admission hasn’t dampened his sex appeal for fans though. Iglesias continues to draw huge crowds and is considered one of the world’s sexiest men.
Howard Stern
Stern has a big mouth – and a tiny penis. Howard Stern has made jokes about the size of his penis for years and regular listeners know he routinely admits to being “hung like a pimple” and “built like an elevator button.” Still, he uses his sense of humor and natural charm, so to speak, to appeal to viewers and listeners all over the world.
Shia LaBeouf
If you think Hollywood hunk movie stars never have to worry about body issues then you didn’t read Shia LaBeouf’s interview with Playboy. He shared the story of a sexual encounter that didn’t exactly go as planned – partly due to his equipment. “I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a porn movie,” he recalled in an interview with the sexy magazine, “It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed…and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Napoleon
What list about shortcomings would be complete without the obligatory Napoleon mention? The littlest emperor may be known for his small stature but even his penis is held up as an example of size not mattering much. After his penis was removed during his autopsy it’s ravelled the world and was on display in New York before being purchased by a private collector. Author Tom Perrottet was able to view Napoleon’s knob during his research while writing Napoleon’s Privates. When asked about his impressions by NPR, Perrottet replied “There it was: Napoleon’s penis sitting on cotton wool, very beautifully laid out, and it was very small, very shrivelled, about an inch and a half long. It was like a little baby’s finger.”
