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5 Celebrities Involved in Weird Rumors About Their Penis

The world of celebrity is filled with rumors – some nasty, some nice and some just plain weird. Few things get as much speculation as the sex lives of the rich and famous or the rich and infamous. Over the years, the public has whispered and gossiped about everything from the sexual orientation of the leading men of the original silver screen to the never ending list of sexual vices enjoyed by rock and roll stars and famous actors. For a lot of men in Hollywood, plenty of speculation revolves around their penis and here we’ve rounded up the five most noteworthy penis related rumors in Hollywood.

Jon Hamm Essentially Has a Third Leg

The Mad Men star made headlines in gossip rags across the world in 2013 when his large endowment became an issue on the set of the hit television series. According to reports from insiders, Hamm’s penis had to be Photoshopped out of promotional brochures and print advertisement. Hamm has blamed the problem on the style of clothing used on the show, which stay true to the tight, rather fitted look from the early 1960s. No matter how you slice it, this one doesn’t appear to be a rumor, per se, it’s clear that Jon Hamm is, at the very least, well endowed.

Maybe It’s in the Name

Don Johnson has been rumored to have an exceptionally large penis ever since he hit it big in Miami Vice. Maybe it was his ultra-macho role or maybe it’s just his name, but whatever the reason, the rumor has dogged him since the 1980s. Johnson tried to put the rumor to rest in a Rolling Stone interview where he admitted that his penis was pretty average. He said he wasn’t in need of a penis extender, but he also wasn’t half the man the rumor mills claimed he was.

Milton BerleThe Real Reason Your Grandma Loved Milton Berle

Before you start to think stories about the size of a man’s penis are the result of current cultural decay, consider the case of Milton Berle. Berle’s statistics were the talk of the town during his heyday in Hollywood, though few of his mainstream fans ever heard about his wild exploits until long after his death. But even after his death, people couldn’t stop talking about the size of his penis and, during his memorial roast at the Friars Club, it was the focus of Freddie Roman’s speech.

The Ultimate Collector’s Item

NapoleonThere are several penises which have survived long after their original owner shuffled off his mortal coil. Rasputin’s penis, for example, is proudly displayed at the Russian Museum of Erotica. Other members are a bit harder to locate and Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is considered the Holy Grail of bizarre body part memorabilia. Bonaparte underwent an autopsy in 1821 by his personal doctor alongside seventeen witnesses. Two organs were removed – his heart (which he left to his wife) and his stomach, which was studied and eventually found to be the cause of death. No mention is made in the official record about his penis having been removed, though they did feel the need to note it was rather small. Nevertheless, in 1916 descendant’s of one of the witnesses at the original autopsy sold off a number of items relating to Napoleon and among the collection was “the mummified tendon” which was said to have been removed during the autopsy. Since then, the questionable curiosity has changed hands several times and is now the pride and joy of an urologist in America. Many critics, however, questions its validity and it has never been authenticated.

Lady Gaga & Mae West?

What are these two doing on this list? Theirs is perhaps the greatest penis rumor of all time – namely, that they each have one. Plenty of people have heard the rumors about Lady Gaga being born a man. Gaga has stepped up to debunk the rumors through scantily clad outfits as well as posing for nude photography but the rumor persists. Less well know is the rumor that Mae West was actually a man, a rumor so popular at the time that Mae had a standard response when asked about it. She would simply laugh and say ‘When I die, you are going to be very surprised!’ While fans may have been shocked at her death in 1980 it wasn’t because of anything extra between her legs.